GIANT ATTACK MONSTERS MEGA-BATTLE! pg21
Sloths is funny!
In comic news, the Kickstarter rewards have been shipped…except for those of you who haven’t filled out your surveys for some odd reason (you’ll get your stuff once I know where to send it, or the post office can put it on the big pile with all of the kids’ letters to Santa). If you don’t see your rewards any time soon shoot me a message and I’ll track the package for you; you helped make this publication happen, so I want to make sure you get what’s coming to you (wow…that phrase sounds ominous no matter what the context!).
For those of you who didn’t participate in the crowdfunding campaign but still want to grab a copy of Scapula and the Sinister Monster Doom Legion, general sales will begin in a week or two (I’ll post a link to its Store listing when it’s ready) or you can grab a copy at its convention debut at San Diego Comic Con.
Don’t dis the sloth man…… they’ve survive a lot of situations that have destroyed a lot more potent seeming species! When the planet becomes unstable and blows up half the populace in guysers of molten flame from the mantle, you BET the sloths will be chilled out and barely even notice!
On the other side of the argument, Scap you dummy….. never announce a fight, you lose the element of surprise!
For a further comparison on how those little upside-down critters have triumphed over nature:
GIANT GROUND SLOTH: gigantic, extremely strong, possessing heavy claws and subdermal bone-scute armor. Extinct.
TREE SLOTH: inanimate lumps of hair and algae. Alive and prospering!
Take THAT, natural selection!
Nice one, Scap. Jettisoning entire seconds’ worth of plotting in favor of a temper tantrum.
On the bright side, introducing the mighty PooPoo to pizza was an overwhelming success.
I’m certain that some mighty world leaders have gone to war over pizza. History has been filled with fracases built upon stupider things.
Moral of the story: the fate of mankind relies on ordering TWO pizzas next time!