It IS true; sooner or later you just have to accept that the dating scene changes as you get older. Lord knows there are massive improvements as it goes along, but bachelors who don’t like kids just have to deal with it. It’s not like in high school, when the girls weren’t pregnant…well, most of them weren’t.
I wondered what was going to torpedo his good mood.
The sad part is, I would find her cheery empty-headed nature quite endearing…… if she would shut up for five seconds. I mean she sews, cooks, has seriously considered her religion, dances, and is in general happy. And then she starts talking…….
Here’s hoping you wont be disappointed! We meet the little moppets tomorrow.
I am glad that readers are seeing Moonie’s good qualities along with her glaringly obvious annoying one (in summary, yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak…and so on).
I assume you ask about the weed. Weed makes people less mentally agile and less motivated, not to mention psychologically roped to it. It also stinks to high heaven (yes, even ‘the good stuff’…. I’d rather smell gas fumes). Plus those people that tend towards chronic use can only seem to act mellow or happy when they’re sucking back scalding fumes into that nice soft lung tissue.
Plus, beating potheads is the least satisfying thing in the world. They just fall and whine.
He definitely has dropped a few pounds since we last saw him shirtless. Maybe he’s more committed to getting in shape for his big comeback as a villain, or maybe he can’t afford to buy extra cupcakes anymore!
Ha! An apartment full of birds would be really funny, especially if they were talking parrots. Imagine a flock of them repeating every bit of jabber that Moonie says. MADNESS!
That is REALLY friggin’ funny…damnation, now I wish that’s what I had done! Oh well, maybe I’ll do a Marvel “What If?” story, called “What if Moonie had a buncha’ parrots?”
…I feel sorry for those kids.
Judging by the look on his face though, it’s possible that Scapula might just woobwoobwoob out of there before they have to get acquainted with each other.
Pocket Philosophy always talks about the nineties like all there was to see came up as dark, darker, gothic, black humor, and terrible.
In my research, between bad rap startups, Johnny the Homicidal Maniac rips, Alan Moore’s good but dark work, and horrible ideas like Cool World and Bebe’s Kids, he might just be right!
I think that may have been the way I looked the first time I found out someone had kids, but honestly they aren’t that big of a deal, especially depending on how old they are.
I call pets. A slew of’em. Probably cats or dogs or both. All adorable!
Oh he’ll hate that 🙂
good call
It’s possible! She said ‘kids’, so maybe she means baby goats? Like, a whole herd of baby goats living in her studio apartment?
Okay, now I’m being the “Doofus”!
She’s painted herself as a crazy hippie-esque girl so far… so goats actually aren’t too implausible.
Are goats big with hippies? Now I’m just picturing a herd of goats with tye-dyed fur and beads wrapped around their horns.
Seen that, and it was HILARIOUS!
Don’t panic yet, Scap – she probably means her pets and that’s probably worse. THEN you can panic. ::snicker::
Another guess for a room full of animals! Hmmm…maybe she should have gone out with Throgor.
The bad K-word.
But with that crazy noodle it could be anything but real human larvae, from stuffed cats up to a flatfull of sock puppets.
Sock puppets? SOCK PUPPETS?! Oh no…it’s worse than we thought…Moonie is the new love of Darkevilhelldeath-Man!
It’s a higher statistical probability on the dating scene the older you get, Scap…
Then again, she may be referring to her cats.
It IS true; sooner or later you just have to accept that the dating scene changes as you get older. Lord knows there are massive improvements as it goes along, but bachelors who don’t like kids just have to deal with it. It’s not like in high school, when the girls weren’t pregnant…well, most of them weren’t.
I wondered what was going to torpedo his good mood.
The sad part is, I would find her cheery empty-headed nature quite endearing…… if she would shut up for five seconds. I mean she sews, cooks, has seriously considered her religion, dances, and is in general happy. And then she starts talking…….
Looking forward to these kids! This I gotta see!
Here’s hoping you wont be disappointed! We meet the little moppets tomorrow.
I am glad that readers are seeing Moonie’s good qualities along with her glaringly obvious annoying one (in summary, yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak…and so on).
She always seems to have weed, she doesn’t need any other qualities.
That’s a bad quality as far as I’m concerned.
Having children is actually a neutral one. I don’t mind kids until they reach the point Moonie is at: never shutting up!
And why is that?
I assume you ask about the weed. Weed makes people less mentally agile and less motivated, not to mention psychologically roped to it. It also stinks to high heaven (yes, even ‘the good stuff’…. I’d rather smell gas fumes). Plus those people that tend towards chronic use can only seem to act mellow or happy when they’re sucking back scalding fumes into that nice soft lung tissue.
Plus, beating potheads is the least satisfying thing in the world. They just fall and whine.
And each kid looks like a different member of the sinister monster doom legion?
Whoa! Maybe they’ve all met her before, and Scap is the last one on the list (imagine, getting beaten out by Babirus)!
Isit just me or has Scap lost weight mightily?
He definitely has dropped a few pounds since we last saw him shirtless. Maybe he’s more committed to getting in shape for his big comeback as a villain, or maybe he can’t afford to buy extra cupcakes anymore!
Come onnnn cats, money bets on cats! No wait, maybe.. since she’s chatty and, well, flighty, she has birds of some kind? Oh, Scap. Dat face.
Ha! An apartment full of birds would be really funny, especially if they were talking parrots. Imagine a flock of them repeating every bit of jabber that Moonie says. MADNESS!
Picturing now a roomful of parrots all saying “NYEEEEEEEE!” together.
That is REALLY friggin’ funny…damnation, now I wish that’s what I had done! Oh well, maybe I’ll do a Marvel “What If?” story, called “What if Moonie had a buncha’ parrots?”
That’s exactly what I had in mind too, haahahaha! 😀
Ugh. I hate parrots. They jabber, they are huge, they will always hate you, and they can bite through bone.
…I feel sorry for those kids.
Judging by the look on his face though, it’s possible that Scapula might just woobwoobwoob out of there before they have to get acquainted with each other.
We’ll meet the kids tomorrow, and then you can see if you still feel sorry for them!
Scapula does know how to haul ass in the face of danger. Will he shoot like a bullet out of this apartment building?
Maybe the lil’ Bae-Bae’s Kids are at a babysitter’s? 🙂
The only thing I remember about Bebe’s Kids is that weird rap sequence with robot presidents and the kid grabbing his crotch a la Michael Jackson.
Yeeeeeah….the 90’s was a long, long time ago, wasn’t it?
Pocket Philosophy always talks about the nineties like all there was to see came up as dark, darker, gothic, black humor, and terrible.
In my research, between bad rap startups, Johnny the Homicidal Maniac rips, Alan Moore’s good but dark work, and horrible ideas like Cool World and Bebe’s Kids, he might just be right!
How did any of you NOT commit suicide?!
I think that may have been the way I looked the first time I found out someone had kids, but honestly they aren’t that big of a deal, especially depending on how old they are.
It only happened to me once, but it wasn’t so bad, I guess.
Aaaaaaaand the other shoe drops. It’s a kiddie shoe.
More than one of them. Scap’s not getting off that easily!