08/19/2014
Remember when I said “keep an eye out for that bodyguard”? I wasn’t foreshadowing a gruesome pun, but I’ll still take credit for it.
Remember when I said “keep an eye out for that bodyguard”? I wasn’t foreshadowing a gruesome pun, but I’ll still take credit for it.
There are some good sounds here.
I don’t use “THPEW” nearly enough, huh?
That is probably – no, that IS the most badass thing Scap has ever done.
I do hope that was a fake tooth, though. That trick will only work so many times, then you’re left gumming your pudding while plotting the next heist.
Scapula’s teeth are fake; he had them replaced along with most of his head. I wouldn’t imagine their easy to pop out, but perhaps the roughing up he got helped loosen a few “molars”.
What was he going to do approaching Scap from the font? Stab him. Those Kabale guys n gals should get better trained henchmen. You cut throat with such a small knive to be on the save and clean side. (Well not clean in a scrubbing the floor afterwards kind of way, but you know what I mean, don’t you?)
If you want some sacrificial stabbing to the heart, you use some special dagger AND the sacrifice is to be tied down properly on a slab and so on, Noobs!
That’s what they get for putting his chair against the wall instead of…I dunno, facing into the corner like a naughty boy.
A sacrifice requires a live audience and a special set-up (in other words, more like a rock show). This is just disposing of a rat that got in the pantry…except this rat can shoot its teeth like wee little bullets.
That’s the best possible use of a cavity!
He learned his best fighting techniques from the Cavity Creeps!
I can’t help but picturing a training montage of Scap spitting around his weaponized tooth all day 🙂
It consists of Scap spitting out all of his teeth at a bullseye target, missing every mark, picking up the teeth one by one, putting them back into his mouth, then repeating the process. Man, thank God for montages.
Not sure if that was a fake tooth with a hiden weapon or if he just took adavantage of a punched out tooth, but that was pretty awesome!
Fake tooth that got sort of punched out. A little push of the tongue takes care of the rest!
oww that hurt me more than scap…ewwww
Icky yucky poo poo bleaugh!
That’s actually an old, old trick used by ninja, native americans, and some south american assassins. And I applaud the inclusion! Consider me surprised. Now all he’s got to do is get away……..
I’m guessing the ninja didn’t brush their teeth much…
(excuse me, I need to go hide someplace very remote from any dangerous human beings).
Very clever, I could easily imagine false teeth weaponry prepared in advance! May be poisonned teeth !
Poison teeth? Egad, now THAT’S got to be a supervillain power that has yet to be really exploited!
I take it you have not read Dune?
Now we’ll see just how ‘no nonsense’ Scap has gotten since restarting his operation.
I’m reminded of a certain Marvel villain who did something similar to escape from prison…and while he was notorious for using just about anything as a lethal projectile, knocking out one of his own teeth and spitting it out was not something Stan Lee’s finest foresaw either.