09/01/2015
Is it Hill House or Hearst Castle? Wherever the hell it is, it’s meant for only the upper-echelon of society with the lowest of morals (but they probably have a nice pool).
Is it Hill House or Hearst Castle? Wherever the hell it is, it’s meant for only the upper-echelon of society with the lowest of morals (but they probably have a nice pool).
If there are no guns in little coffins as party favors, then this party officially sucks.
…or skateboarding grannies! Equal parts the most terrifying and ridiculous part of that movie (even creepier than the midget skeleton on strings).
Truth be told, the only thing about The House on Haunted Hill that never sat right with me was the house itself, or at least the exterior shots of it. It didn’t look so much like a haunted house as it did some government building…although those are pretty scary (I’ll take ghosts over endless line-waiting and mountains of paperwork any day).
Can you imagine what a haunted DMV would be like?!? THE HORROR!
I can; the DMV already seems to be staffed by zombies!
For my money, I prefer my overly swanky soirees to come with raspy italian men doing greetings and the occasional backroom throat cutting or pistol serenade.
Now if only my high school reunion could have been that way…sigh.
I wish much the same.