09/12/2013
…aaaaaaand there goes Scapula! Where will he land? Will he survive? And if he doesn’t, will anyone care (both inside the comic and you viewers at home)?! Find out this Sunday!
…aaaaaaand there goes Scapula! Where will he land? Will he survive? And if he doesn’t, will anyone care (both inside the comic and you viewers at home)?! Find out this Sunday!
I would care, since I actually read his own comic series.
Aww, great to know Scapula has at least one friend out there!
You wouldn’t want to lend him a parachute right about now, wouldya?
To be fair, he got of quite easy, I would have thought he would have been injected with a highly corrosive toxic while having his arms and legs yanked off by Throdor (where does that name even come from?), THEN thrown off the helicopter.
Maybe this is as close as true friendship as it gets between Scapula and his former lackeys?
Maybe they even don’t actually expect him to die, just end up heavilly injured for a spell?
He could have ended up a LOT worse, that’s for sure. You can either interpret that as a somewhat merciful punishment or maybe Throgor and Toxsick were too lazy/tired from the whole ordeal to go through all the trouble of really torturing him!
The higher you rise…
The louder you scream!
And the higher you’ll bounce on a trampoline!
“I AM THE KING OF THE WOOOOORLD!”
They went a lot easier on him than I thought they would, actually.
He IS still a longtime friend, after all, so gets off with a light ‘slap on the wrist’ (yeah, being thrown out of a flying helicopter is merciful to these bastards)!
In DC Universe Online’s villain arc, you get a tour of the Hall of Doom. One stop is in the Power Core. Calculator tells you: “This is where we throw in people who piss us off. No, really.”
So, yeah, I get that.
So long as he doesn’t land right back on Hypnausea, everything will be fine.
Owch! Who would get the worst of that? Depends on how Scapula lands on him, or what position Hypnausea was…never mind.
Vlad Tepes style, that’s how Scapula is going to land on that guy!
To be fair, even if they were BFF’s Forever, Scap got them all assaulted by filthy hippies.
I’d have killed him before throwing him out. Just to be sure.
Imagine if one of your own group of friends did this to you; would you be forgiving, or in a toss-‘im-out-on-‘is-ear mood? Even if it means tossing him out of a chopper!
Hopefully, he’ll land on Moonie and kill two birds with one stone.
…or maybe bounce off of her butt and land right back in the helicopter!
That would be hysterically funny, but unfortunately, Scap’s not one of the Looney Toons!
They have one thing in common: they can all somehow survive fatal injuries and come back for more punishment!
Not to mention the faces they make!
But if we’re going by Looney Tunes logic, Scap has horns. He’ll land pointy side down and get stuck. If cartoons have taught me anything, Moonie’s full moon is still a viable target.
I would pay good money to see that. Although the more I think of it, that sounds like something you can only see in Mexico City. o,0
Eh, he’s survived worse easily.
Black Knight: “I’ve had worse.”
King Arthur: “You liar!”
Black Knight: “Come on, you pansy!”
If there’s ever a situation in life that doesn’t involve a Monty Python quote, then I don’t want to be part of it!
It’s only a flesh wound.
Gravity can be such a jerk!
Tell me about it. When the hell are they going to get around to building those cities in outer space already?!
This reminds me of the classic Transformers animated movie where Megatron gets thrown into outer space. Long live Starscream!
A few things we learned from Starscream’s brief tenure as the Decepticon leader:
1) Make sure the guy you threw out is completely dead.
2) Don’t wear doofy crowns that showcase how regal you think you are.
3) If a cannon-shaped robot shoots at you, use your supersonic flight ability to GET THE HELL OUT OF THE LINE OF FIRE.
4) Soundwave superior, Constructicons inferior.
I’ve actually heard this is how the merchant marines of various countries deal with troublemakers, if you substitute “600 feet in the air” with “the mid-Atlantic”.
Wow! That’s a helluva way to deal with the guy who put superglue on the toilet seat (you know what, f__k that guy, he deserves a 600-foot drop!).
I care…what will you draw then?
Scap’s dead body, three panels a day, three times a week. Sunday’s will be seven or eight panels.
I hope he’s been reading the comments section. I’ve given help for landing from high altitudes and high speeds already!
Just checking the old medical kit. Splints, sutures, antiseptic, casting plaster…… a little glue for the plastic face and I think I’m good to lead a rescue mission for our dearly beloved leader-loser!
And hey, they don’t seem TOO angry about it. I mean, they just turfed him out. They could have done a lot worse! Heck Toxsick sounds kind of ‘yeah, this again’ about the whole affair! Though I admit I might be a little more upset myself……. no bank was made this whole time, what a waste!
If Scapula could read the comments section he would probably try to hit on every woman who leaves her thoughts (yes, folks, lots of women read comics…even THIS one!).
It makes you wonder why Scapula got off so easily, so to speak. If nothing else they did get a nice helicopter out of the deal, and now they wont have to listen to either Scapula OR Hypnausea anymore!
The guy owns his own wax monster museum. That would net him ONE date. Anything else would have to be on points scored there.
See Scp. See Sp fly. Fly,fly,fly. No,no,no. See Scap fall. Fall, fall, fall. See Scap a road pizza. Pizza, pizza, pizza. Are you tired of reading? Me too.
Ta argh! Scap, Scap, Scap! Damn you auto correct!
Autocorrect has ruined more than one funny comment I’ve tried to leave on websites before. We all feel your pain.
Heh heh…road pizza.
wow, that pretty much the it’s not me it’s you but i feel like we could still be friends sometimes when it suits me most o look here is the door bye and see ya around situation, only this time the door just so happens to be on a helicopter
Wait…wha…buh…der…it…then….huh?!
I’ll just smile and nod politely, then excuse myself to go over to the refreshment table!