09/13/2015
Die Kabale is really into melodramatic ceremonies with questionable Latin verses, but this time they’re ready to show they’re a hardcore death cult….and they’ve got a ready-to-carve turkey on the platter!
There’s no escape this time, Scapula. Tune in on Tuesday to find out who will be the executioner…
I hope I’m never Ol’ Mask-face’s Secret Santa. I’m pretty sure s/he’s got a ton of thesauruses already.
It’s one thing to know a lot of $10 words, and it’s another thing to use them correctly. Just listen to Russell Brand for an example of a guy who thinks he’s smart but should be RIPPED TO BLOODY CHUNKS BY GRIZZLY BEARS (…sorry, I went a little off-topic).
An extensive vocabulary does not prevent one from being a dips*t, kiddies!
Anyone else read all this and then sort of shake your head a bit and need a coffee? Sounds pretty much like every religious sermon I’ve ever heard…… long winded and boring, full of all those guilt-trip based ‘feelies’ people want to hear when they have too much money and not enough smarts, and lots of overarching meaninglessness.
In short, if you ever give up comics it looks like you have a good career writing religious speeches!
It’s funny, because while a lot of the speech would seem to be specifically mocking religious sermons (decide for yourself which ones), it’s actually just generic theatrical bluster. Stan Lee said the two biggest influences on his writing style were Shakespeare and the Bible, and whether or not he (or myself) is actually using “thou”, “forsooth”, or “smiteth” properly, it just sounds more interesting than “yo ass guh be dead, mufugga”.
I could write religious speeches, or I could go clipping word balloons out of old issues of The Mighty Thor.
Theatrical bluster, religious nattering, isn’t it all the same for marginally different purposes?
Hmmm, anyone else notice the bandages around their throat?
That’s not Scap, dear readers!
Not a bad guess at all! Scapula’s neck actually always looks like that (you can see how far his plastic head ensemble goes down here), but it’s always great when observant readers search for clues.
Am I the only one who thinks that this place is ripe for a Dadaman invasion?
ANY PLACE IS RIPE FOR A DADAMAN INVASION.