10/01/2014
Would YOU trust Vlad? Would YOU have hooked up with Vlad in the first place? Well, too late for that, because he’s got a surprise for us…
Would YOU trust Vlad? Would YOU have hooked up with Vlad in the first place? Well, too late for that, because he’s got a surprise for us…
Never trust someone who gives you too many free EXPENSIVE things. This is a rule, especially for a young woman. And never trust anyone in Hollywood…… and Vlad here was a producer.
I think we can all take heed to Tim Curry’s wise advice in Muppet Treasure Island: “Never trust a silver platter.”
Wow, is there anything we can’t learn from Tim Curry or the Muppets? Nope!
I really hope that it’s a pony and not “free” admission to a secret society…
What if it’s a Secret Society of Ponies?!
Ah! Well then, sign me up. You know I couldn’t say….”neigh” to a Secret Society of Ponies!
….I’ll go sit in the corner….
“A surprise for you” so often leaves out the adjective “unpleasant”
It would certainly make Hallmark cards less marketable (yet more truthful).
Just how many times will Vlad impale ‘er?
Maybe the mood is Tepes…see, I was gonna’ say “tepid” but…screw it, the joke didn’t work. Impale it!