10/03/2013
The kids’ gloves are off, and the Homophobe’s questionable leather gimp mask is on! What do these jerks have in store for Jemmy? Find out this Sunday!
The kids’ gloves are off, and the Homophobe’s questionable leather gimp mask is on! What do these jerks have in store for Jemmy? Find out this Sunday!
Seeing someone try and look intimidating in a gimp mask ALWAYS makes me chuckle, but that’s just because I was a domme for so long.
Still he does have the crazy eyes going on, and he is a pretty tough customer……
He’s a looney tune, all right (they weren’t all into S&M, except maybe the ‘Goofy Gophers’).
I find the leather masks are more disturbing on people who you would never expect to wear them, like the elderly librarian or the mailman. ‘Shudder’…
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I’m truly learning lots of english words here in these comment sections! Wonderful place, this one!
As for the masks:
I’d recommend hiring a taster, make him taste your food for poison, and if you think your mailman is a spy, then destroy him.
I actually like him way better with the mask on, makes him look cool…. Yes, I have very low standards for cool!
He’s not very impressive without it, having all the delicate features of your typical redneck yokel. With the mask on he’s still the same person, but at least you can imagine a slightly more appealing mug underneath the leather!
“Pfft. Yeah, right, what are they gonna do, fart her to death? Please!”
*turns to next page to see El Disgusto attaching his backside to flamethrower*
“….Well.”
“I just don’t know what to say to that.”
Seriously though, interested to see what happens here. Great comic, mr. Casserly!
Glad you enjoyed! I aim to please, even if it’s by presenting the most vile and ghastly characters imaginable!
A word about lighting farts: don’t ever do it. No, I’ve never tried it, but a friend told me that the dreaded backdraft would scorch a person’s sphincter (and that’s nothing you ever want to live through).
Armageddon!
Butt-ageddon, more like.
Phew! There’s an ending of the world that I could do without!
Lighting farts can be both awesome and downright painful. Sometimes it looks like an F-22 cutting on it’s afterburner. I saw a guy light a fart one time that set his tighty whities on fire and his turd nozzle looked like a caramelized onion.We laughed until we couldn’t stand up.
Good Lord…here’s hoping it wasn’t someone you knew (unless, of course, it was a mortal enemy…in which case, live it up)!
and just when you think the in flight movie is the worst thing that will happen to you
Of course, if the in-flight movie is “Catwoman”, I’m sure Jemini will happily prefer the antics of the Miscreants!
Sigh…it never turns into a good day when someone puts on a leather mask while they’re staring at you. At least, not these days….
Just try to think of as many outlandish situations where the person you’re talking to whips out a gimp masks and continues with the conversation as if nothing happened. It could happen: waiting in line at Taco Bell, getting a ticket from a cop, or even babysitting the neighbor’s four year-old. Wacky times!
I’d be rather worried if it was that last one – pretty sure they don’t normally make gimp-masks in child sizes.
They make thongs in toddlers’ sizes. I repeat: some sick schmuck out there in the garment industry decided that toddlers would look good in thongs. THONGS, for God’s sake!
Leather gimp masks for little Tommy and Susie and even kid sister Matilda will be all the rage next Christmas.
This is why society’s going to hell, folks!
I hate to ruin the world a little more for you, but yes, they make tiny gimp masks. I’ve even seen them with disney characters on them.
…a moment of silence to commemorate the passing of human decency.
[Someone play ‘Amazing Grace’ on a bagpipe]
They won’t be so tough when Knuckle Sam bursts out of the cargo hold to rescue her “sweetie – monkey – baby- owl – honey – puppy”.
It’s amazing that anyone other than me and my girlfriend could remember word-for-word that ridiculous pet name (it’s an inside joke between us; she was actually a tad unhappy that I ended up putting it in SCAPULA)!
And you used it while Knuckle Sam was breaking a guy’s neck, no less!
I didn’t remember it word for word, but if she’s upset about it being displayed on Scapula, I’ve got a splendid solution: Show even worse things! She’ll not be so displeases with the name anymore in hindsight!
I can also just come up with an even MORE ridiculous term-of-endearment, but the first one is pretty hard to top!
YES!!!! I love the Miscreants!
Can we see Hypnausea and The Homophobe take each other on during this arc or another? It would be so apropos!
There’s an encounter that would get unpleasant! Remember, the Homophobe is aptly named, since he has a crippling fear of homosexuals (I’m sure bisexuals would also fall into that category, at least in the Homophobe’s eyes). The end result would just be another chase that would make the Road Runner/Wile E. Coyote ones look like they were in slow-motion!