10/08/2013
There’s something about writing the Miscreants that makes me miss being a kid. I’m not sure what the connection is…maybe I was just a really stupid kid.
Hmmm…what’s Jemini up to with Wooly Rhinoceros?
There’s something about writing the Miscreants that makes me miss being a kid. I’m not sure what the connection is…maybe I was just a really stupid kid.
Hmmm…what’s Jemini up to with Wooly Rhinoceros?
Well, let’s see. First, never get drunk on the job. Second, never let the band split up. Third, never let the target speak to anyone alone, especially if it’s a woman talking to a guy or vice versa (or a gay guy to a guy or gay gal to a woman).
Clearly Jemini knows the basics of this kind of thing, and the Miscreants do not. Then again in a high pressure situation a manipulator is always stronger than someone who SHOULD pull the trigger but doesn’t.
Again, you get what you pay for.
This is not exactly their line of work (and it’s probably the first time any of them has worn a suit outside of a courtroom), so the Miscreants probably don’t know they’re making a bunch of no-no’s. Jemini may be smarter than them, but there’s a LOT that can go wrong in this kind of powder-keg environment!
Yes, starting with someone discharging a firearm and going downhill from there. I don’t fault the Miscreants being idiots (if I faulted people for that I’d never get anything done!), I’m just kinda keeping tabs on where they screw up. And not to lie, a lot of my fellows make simple mistakes like this regularily. Fortunately none seem to do it when it matters!
Divide and conquer time. Wooly’s the gang’s muscle, so if she turns him, it’s game over. Cue the feminine wiles “Wanna bump naughty bits, tall, blond and hairy?”
Very true, although the thought of seducing Wooly Rhinoceros isn’t exactly a warm and cuddly one. But hey, what do I know? Soccer hooligans probably get lots of girls (granted, it’s only a certain type of girl, but there must be a lot of ’em)!
choose the guy with the big fists! also, he seems the least creepy out of the three
They’re ALL creeps, but I’ll leave it up to you to decide who is indeed the biggest creep (no, you can’t vote for Scapula).
Voting El Disgusto. Homophobe’s just violently insane and Wooly Rhino is, well…… aw hell, he’s basically 3/4 of the people I work with, with a different accent. El Disgusto’s got NO real excuse.
I get the feeling the result isn’t going to be pretty!
…and neither are the Miscreants!
Noooo…don’t take out the sane one first.
She’ll take him out to a fancy restaurant, where he will get drunk and beat up the maître d’, then get dragged off by the cops. Typical date for him.
I’d say ‘My kinda guy’ but that doesn’t exist…… hm, how about ‘I’d hang around him’?
Hey, it DOES sound like a sociable activity!
Jem is pretty daggone sinister. She knows how to work things to her advantage. I see how she made her way up the ladder to becoming a “bawss”.
Now let’s just see if she can boss her way out of this predicament!
Why not? He’s the biggest target.
The bigger they are, the more bullets you can fill ’em up with!