11/05/2014
Pop quiz for true SCAPULA fans: how many women has Scapula been with (or rather, how many women have not punched, kicked, or defenestrated Scapula?)
Pop quiz for true SCAPULA fans: how many women has Scapula been with (or rather, how many women have not punched, kicked, or defenestrated Scapula?)
NOW I hear the Nelson Muntz “Ha, ha!”
“Hark to the tale of Nelson and the boy he loved so dear! They remained the best of friends for years and years and years!”
Well, there was also a drug-addicted hippie woman and a prostitute in I don’t know what state.
See? That’s four women! Unless Jemini counts as two? I dunno!
Oh yeah, he mentioned that way back in the very first story, talking to Knuckle Sam. I completely forgot about that.
Very nicely done! That will do for now, unless if in the future I reveal some untold backstory about another night of woopie.
Oh, oh! I know this! 3! (Bone China, Moonie Meadows and Jemini)
What do I get? 😀
“Mrs Scum, I’m offering you a boot in the teeth and a dagger up the strap?… Very well then, Mrs Scum, you have won tonight’s star prize! The blow on the head!”
WOMP!
Oh, yeah. Totally over Bone China. Yeeeep yep yep yep! (in a southern accent, not one of those weird Muppet creator accents.)
Ah, and now we’re at the “unexpected performance review” section of our program…
Why does every ex end up basically either reviewing your selections since in hopes of feeling superior, or thinking they are the only one? Seriously? Scap’s a major crime boss now, he could just PAY for sex if he wanted it! And that’s overlooking how many bimbos would line up to sleep with him if he jingled some of the cash he’s swiped…. or jewels, or art, or…..