And there he goes on a hunch without checking first. I have a funny feeling Scap is just going to make things worse for himself…again. If I were him, I’d try a ‘dummy heist’ first, dropping a plan that’s not going down to Bone China, and then observe from somewhere out of the way while sending in some poor chump to do it instead. Heck, if it were me, I wouldn’t have shared any of my diabolical plans in the first place.
If Scap’s right (and I can’t imagine he is) Bone China will probably throw off her disguise and reveal her true identity as a villainess/hireling before beating seven colors out of Scap and dropping him in a dumpster. If he’s not however, he’s probably going to end up getting himself in hot water when she realizes his suspicions. Lose-lose situation…again.
So all chances for happiness are kaput? Egad! I blame myself; make a few pessimistic comics and next thing you know all my dear readers are expecting the world to end! Maybe I should start selling prozac or pictures of cute puppies in the STORE section (hey, you all know what else is in the STORE section?).
In the meantime, feel free to throw some more guesses out there. Maybe Bone China is really a Mira Mira with her hair cut and face worked on, and now she’s a spy! Or maybe it’s Zodi Jr’s widow, out for revenge!
Heck, maybe Bone China is just a figment of Scap’s warped subconscious and he’s been talking to himself the whole time! Hmmm…that would have made the bedroom scenario a tad awkward…
“that would have made the bedroom scenario a tad awkward”
Ever watch the new version of Battlestar Galactica? Baltus was having sex regularly with a cylon in his head … never really had to picture it until the episode where someone walked in on him in the middle of it, and we got a vivid (though still censored) demonstration of what it actually looked like, heh.
Though the ending of that scene, where from his point of view Tricia Helfer was bent over the table … wow. Some daydreams are worth it. 😀
Well, here’s hoping it’s just paranoia and overwhelming circumstantial evidence. Although when your local bartender warns you to watch it, you should probably watch it.
On the dating advice with DEHD-Man, I gotta say….. it’s not that hard to get a date people. Confidence DOES go a long way. So does consideration and oh yes…… actually asking.
Looking forward to where this one ends up hehehehehehehehe! You know that line about a woman scorned? Yeah, from what I’ve seen men are just as bad, the trouble just comes front-loaded rather than from behind!
All you need to know about getting a date: wear a sock puppet and be demanding. Something will happen…’something’ being a call to the cops and getting you and your puppet dragged off to the funny farm. But hey, that’s a fun way to spend a Friday night!
Pretty soon we’ll be getting Jenn’s advice on “How to Fight While On a Date”. Hey, you never know!
“The trouble just comes front-loaded rather than from behind”…I’m not quite sure what that means, but I definitely know how to misinterpret that line. Uh…moving on…
It’s hard to make the damned puppet talk and hold a mouthful of bills, but hey, maybe that’s lesson #2. We’ll see in the next video (when your ears heal).
Scap will figure it all out someday, probably a half an hour after he’s dead!
I love Scap’s expression in that wide-screen panel. That’s the evil villain I’ve come to expect to love. I hope he gets her good.
But now, I suspect that Bone may not be behind everything after all. You are known to take us for a loop on occasion, Aidan. I gotta keep my eye on you, ya storyteller, you.
Hahaha, second to last panel, Scap’s look, you could almost see a little processing bar going through his head as he takes a moment to realize what he just said was true.
That’s some good advice DarkEvilHellDeath-Man, it’s not the first time I’m taking advice from a sock- er, I mean, super villain, and probably won’t be my last.
I could have installed a ‘preloader’ effect, but that would be silly (plus Actionscript is no fun!).
There’s plenty of dating advice you can take from puppets: Charlie McCarthy is a real richboy pimp, and that scuzzy Jerry Mahoney’s got a few underhanded tricks. Just watch out for Howdy Doody; he doesn’t wear that cowboy outfit because he appreciates the ol’ West, if you get my drift…
It’s almost like whenever they would show the inside of Homer Simpson’s head: one time it’s 1920’s style cartoon animals dancing, another time it’s a cymbal monkey.
I think Homer would have caught on a lot faster than Scap, though.
HA… I don’t think I’ve ever been made fun of by a sock before.
Or at least one with springs sticking out of it.
Also, was that a split second still from Army of Darkness, or am I just making that up?
It’s from Evil Dead 2, when Ash is in the house where everything goes crazy and laughs so he goes crazy and laughs and everyone is going crazy and laughs (and every time I watch that scene I go crazy and laugh).
If you feel insulted by the sock puppet, just remind yourself that you are capable of finding love. Darkevilhelldeath-Man just gets to make whoopie, but who will take care of him in his old age?
I sure hope you used a clean sock for that, Aidan. O.o Also, ears still bleeding.
Now that Scap thinks Bone China is plotting against him, I’m thinking maybe she isn’t and that he’s gonna blow it by blaming her… Agh! My poor little brain and what I let you do to it! I like the way you set up your panels in this one, too.
I need to open every video with “adjust your volume”. I can’t get sued over people’s ears exploding (not while Justin Bieber music is allowed on YouTube), but it would still be a nice bit of precaution on my part.
As for the clean sock…well, this sock is pretty damned dirty, if you get my drift! [insert sound effect of Tim Allen’s manly laugh/grunt]
Scap is certainly anxious to jump to disillusions! I’m hedging my bets, though, because this sordid romantic tale could go in any numbers of directions, South being only one.
South? Oh no…Scapula is going to return to his one-time cronies, the Ku Klux Klan! That might ruin his relationship (well, maybe…last we saw of that particular chapter of the Klan they were more concerned with cake and puppies).
So, either Scap is being excessively paranoid and is gearing up to blame her, or she’s actually running with the Miscreants. Either prospect pretty much lands Scap back to his usual, lonely, miserable self. I suppose life (or a certain force controlling his destiny whose name starts with A) was teasing him by giving him a glimpse of what he could’ve had if he wasn’t such a loser.
Oh well, he’ll delve into some self pity, then he’ll be back to messing up heists before you know it!
Certain force controlling his destiny whose name starts with A…hmmm. Astaroth? Al Lewis? Abe Vigoda? Abby from NCIS?
Scap may come out of this smellin’ like a rose or reeking of defeat (and cigarettes), but maybe his life will have changed for the better. Or maybe Abe Vigoda just likes seeing him suffer.
Poor Scap!
That comment from Bone China was plain heartless, but now I’m thinking maybe she’s got nothing to do with those bad guys… @_@
By the way, I loved the video! I wan MOAR from DarkEvilHellDeath-Man! 😀
Awwww, thank you and glad you enjoyed! The Darkevilhelldeath-Man Show will return as soon as there’s an overwhelming demand to see psychotic, misogynist screaming puppets on the internet…and then I’ve got it made!
scap scap scap you dont need a woman in your life to make yourself look stupid, al you need for that are flip flops 5 pounds of weed a flametrower and someone with a camera
Tsk Tsk… this isn’t looking good at all. Sigh. Wait, am I jumping to conclusions also? Should I hold out hope that Ms. China is a good goth girl? I want to believe it… I do. Maybe she’s under some sort of spell… Maybe evil sock puppet is behind it all… Maybe the bad-&%s bartender is… dunno. But I do love sock puppets.
Geez louise, people are starting to suspect Darkevilhelldeath-Man of being behind this? That’s crazy! He’s gone! He won’t be coming back, right? RIGHT?
You’re not that fat, Aidan.
I’m festively plump!
And there he goes on a hunch without checking first. I have a funny feeling Scap is just going to make things worse for himself…again. If I were him, I’d try a ‘dummy heist’ first, dropping a plan that’s not going down to Bone China, and then observe from somewhere out of the way while sending in some poor chump to do it instead. Heck, if it were me, I wouldn’t have shared any of my diabolical plans in the first place.
If Scap’s right (and I can’t imagine he is) Bone China will probably throw off her disguise and reveal her true identity as a villainess/hireling before beating seven colors out of Scap and dropping him in a dumpster. If he’s not however, he’s probably going to end up getting himself in hot water when she realizes his suspicions. Lose-lose situation…again.
So all chances for happiness are kaput? Egad! I blame myself; make a few pessimistic comics and next thing you know all my dear readers are expecting the world to end! Maybe I should start selling prozac or pictures of cute puppies in the STORE section (hey, you all know what else is in the STORE section?).
In the meantime, feel free to throw some more guesses out there. Maybe Bone China is really a Mira Mira with her hair cut and face worked on, and now she’s a spy! Or maybe it’s Zodi Jr’s widow, out for revenge!
Heck, maybe Bone China is just a figment of Scap’s warped subconscious and he’s been talking to himself the whole time! Hmmm…that would have made the bedroom scenario a tad awkward…
first rule of the fightclub… and so on and so on… ?
I thought the first rule of Fight Club was ‘don’t touch Meat Loaf’s moobs.’
“that would have made the bedroom scenario a tad awkward”
Ever watch the new version of Battlestar Galactica? Baltus was having sex regularly with a cylon in his head … never really had to picture it until the episode where someone walked in on him in the middle of it, and we got a vivid (though still censored) demonstration of what it actually looked like, heh.
Though the ending of that scene, where from his point of view Tricia Helfer was bent over the table … wow. Some daydreams are worth it. 😀
Well, here’s hoping it’s just paranoia and overwhelming circumstantial evidence. Although when your local bartender warns you to watch it, you should probably watch it.
On the dating advice with DEHD-Man, I gotta say….. it’s not that hard to get a date people. Confidence DOES go a long way. So does consideration and oh yes…… actually asking.
Looking forward to where this one ends up hehehehehehehehe! You know that line about a woman scorned? Yeah, from what I’ve seen men are just as bad, the trouble just comes front-loaded rather than from behind!
All you need to know about getting a date: wear a sock puppet and be demanding. Something will happen…’something’ being a call to the cops and getting you and your puppet dragged off to the funny farm. But hey, that’s a fun way to spend a Friday night!
Pretty soon we’ll be getting Jenn’s advice on “How to Fight While On a Date”. Hey, you never know!
“The trouble just comes front-loaded rather than from behind”…I’m not quite sure what that means, but I definitely know how to misinterpret that line. Uh…moving on…
Love his expression of pondering in the second to last panel.
You can almost smell the fuse slowly burning in his mind…then fizzling out a couple of times!
So here I thought the way to get women was MONEY. Confidence??? That’s It?? That’s cheap!!
Honestly I didn’t think Scap would catch on this quick.
It’s hard to make the damned puppet talk and hold a mouthful of bills, but hey, maybe that’s lesson #2. We’ll see in the next video (when your ears heal).
Scap will figure it all out someday, probably a half an hour after he’s dead!
Now that Scap is in fact putting two and two together, I can’t help but wonder if he’s coming up with five…
He’s coming up with five, ten, maybe a hundred conspiracy theories on who’s out to get him! His mind is not a happy place.
Suspicious minds are like that..but it’s better with Elvis singing in the background!
Hey, there’s another conspiracy theory! Maybe Elvis is behind all of this!
I love Scap’s expression in that wide-screen panel. That’s the evil villain I’ve come to expect to love. I hope he gets her good.
But now, I suspect that Bone may not be behind everything after all. You are known to take us for a loop on occasion, Aidan. I gotta keep my eye on you, ya storyteller, you.
Nyee hee hee heeee! What am I up to, indeeeed? Man, I need a mustache to twirl.
The grim gears of skull boy’s skull are a-turning, but what shall happen next? Does it involve taking advice from a stupid sock puppet?
Hahaha, second to last panel, Scap’s look, you could almost see a little processing bar going through his head as he takes a moment to realize what he just said was true.
That’s some good advice DarkEvilHellDeath-Man, it’s not the first time I’m taking advice from a sock- er, I mean, super villain, and probably won’t be my last.
I could have installed a ‘preloader’ effect, but that would be silly (plus Actionscript is no fun!).
There’s plenty of dating advice you can take from puppets: Charlie McCarthy is a real richboy pimp, and that scuzzy Jerry Mahoney’s got a few underhanded tricks. Just watch out for Howdy Doody; he doesn’t wear that cowboy outfit because he appreciates the ol’ West, if you get my drift…
Awesome watching the gears in Scaps head actually move….even if it is only one tooth at a time LOL
Jim
It’s almost like whenever they would show the inside of Homer Simpson’s head: one time it’s 1920’s style cartoon animals dancing, another time it’s a cymbal monkey.
I think Homer would have caught on a lot faster than Scap, though.
Well, if there’s a surprise here , it’s that scapula manage to do a smart analysis.
The bad news, is that he won’t get laid again.
Oh, man, if that’s isn’t baddest of all bad news…well, there’s “you have cancer”, but not getting laid is a bit of a bringer-downer.
I always wondered why the sock puppets got all of the girls…
Who can say no to clean laundry? Actually, scratch that. He’s a pretty dirty sock!
HA… I don’t think I’ve ever been made fun of by a sock before.
Or at least one with springs sticking out of it.
Also, was that a split second still from Army of Darkness, or am I just making that up?
It’s from Evil Dead 2, when Ash is in the house where everything goes crazy and laughs so he goes crazy and laughs and everyone is going crazy and laughs (and every time I watch that scene I go crazy and laugh).
If you feel insulted by the sock puppet, just remind yourself that you are capable of finding love. Darkevilhelldeath-Man just gets to make whoopie, but who will take care of him in his old age?
I sure hope you used a clean sock for that, Aidan. O.o Also, ears still bleeding.
Now that Scap thinks Bone China is plotting against him, I’m thinking maybe she isn’t and that he’s gonna blow it by blaming her… Agh! My poor little brain and what I let you do to it! I like the way you set up your panels in this one, too.
I need to open every video with “adjust your volume”. I can’t get sued over people’s ears exploding (not while Justin Bieber music is allowed on YouTube), but it would still be a nice bit of precaution on my part.
As for the clean sock…well, this sock is pretty damned dirty, if you get my drift! [insert sound effect of Tim Allen’s manly laugh/grunt]
Man, when I saw that still of the video, with the MAD cover on the book, I was thinking Spy vs. Spy, for some reason…
Antonio Prohias and MAD magazine? Hmmm….doesn’t seem to be a connection.
Scap is certainly anxious to jump to disillusions! I’m hedging my bets, though, because this sordid romantic tale could go in any numbers of directions, South being only one.
South? Oh no…Scapula is going to return to his one-time cronies, the Ku Klux Klan! That might ruin his relationship (well, maybe…last we saw of that particular chapter of the Klan they were more concerned with cake and puppies).
So, either Scap is being excessively paranoid and is gearing up to blame her, or she’s actually running with the Miscreants. Either prospect pretty much lands Scap back to his usual, lonely, miserable self. I suppose life (or a certain force controlling his destiny whose name starts with A) was teasing him by giving him a glimpse of what he could’ve had if he wasn’t such a loser.
Oh well, he’ll delve into some self pity, then he’ll be back to messing up heists before you know it!
Certain force controlling his destiny whose name starts with A…hmmm. Astaroth? Al Lewis? Abe Vigoda? Abby from NCIS?
Scap may come out of this smellin’ like a rose or reeking of defeat (and cigarettes), but maybe his life will have changed for the better. Or maybe Abe Vigoda just likes seeing him suffer.
Poor Scap!
That comment from Bone China was plain heartless, but now I’m thinking maybe she’s got nothing to do with those bad guys… @_@
By the way, I loved the video! I wan MOAR from DarkEvilHellDeath-Man! 😀
Awwww, thank you and glad you enjoyed! The Darkevilhelldeath-Man Show will return as soon as there’s an overwhelming demand to see psychotic, misogynist screaming puppets on the internet…and then I’ve got it made!
I’m pretty sure there is always a huge demand for that kind of show on the internet ^^
If I put a bunch of tags on it, like “cute kitten baby rides on skateboard”, maybe it would be a hit!
Only if the still has a pic of boobs on it–big, big boobs!
scap scap scap you dont need a woman in your life to make yourself look stupid, al you need for that are flip flops 5 pounds of weed a flametrower and someone with a camera
You just described over 11,000 videos on YouTube! And they ALL make the people involved look stupid!
Tsk Tsk… this isn’t looking good at all. Sigh. Wait, am I jumping to conclusions also? Should I hold out hope that Ms. China is a good goth girl? I want to believe it… I do. Maybe she’s under some sort of spell… Maybe evil sock puppet is behind it all… Maybe the bad-&%s bartender is… dunno. But I do love sock puppets.
Is she a good witch…or a bad witch?
Geez louise, people are starting to suspect Darkevilhelldeath-Man of being behind this? That’s crazy! He’s gone! He won’t be coming back, right? RIGHT?
…except for in stoopud videos, maybe.
I refuse to believe it.
We’ll make a believer out of you yet.