02/06/2014
Hypnausea is still along with Scapula’s plans, although his narcissistic persona hasn’t made the alliance any easier.
…and before you go thinking that these two are acting like a bitchy old couple, let us not forget that Scapula has gotten involved in a new romantic relationship. See how that lovely pair is doing this Sunday!
Did Scap and Hypnausea get married while the strip was on hiatus?
Nonsense! They eloped; it’s so much more romantic.
Mazel Tov to the unhappy couple!
He stepped on the glass and then stabbed someone’s eye with the shards!
Gotta know when to feed the egos of your underlings
You also gotta know when to feed Eggos to your underlings (for the longest time I thought chicken and waffles was the stupidest combination ever…then I was proven wrong).
…Somehow, I don’t actually think I want to see how Scapula and Jem-Clone are getting along.
Seriously, wherever they live probably has some real creepy s**t, what with being owned by a two-headed, brainwashed clone and a ruthless creep who thought it would be a good idea to…well, to brainwash a two-headed clone.
What can I say? The homelife of a supervillain probably isn’t like the Waltons (or…is it? Who knows what those sick bastards were up to?!).
I like how Scapula has become a man of fewer words lately. It makes me wonder if who’s been following and emulating in the villain department. Or perhaps a never-ending series of failures has opened his eyes as to what he’s been doing wrong all this time.
Scapula has definitely learned that old bit of wisdom, “Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and to remove all doubt.”
…waitaminnit, that just means people will think you’re a fool no matter what! Man, who made THAT quote?
I think the idea is to keep the seed of doubt alive, but that one’s been hurting my brain for years.
In all honesty a ‘hands off’ approach to crime is a better bet than sticking your own face in the line of fire, for survivability purposes. The problem is he’s not dealing with gangers here…… he’s dealing with supervillains. That means ego untold. You can treat your underlings like props, but you can’t treat a super villain like one without pissing them off, and well……. wait, isn’t this the mistake Dog Doo Doug made according to my Pocket Philosopher? Treating ego-boxes like normal people?
Dog Doo Doug’s big mistake was being a fecophiliac snot who decided to piss (poop?) off criminals instead of doing something smarter (like working in a shoe store). He got what was comin’ to ‘im!
Scapula may have his kids more or less under control, but how will he manage Hypnausea and Dr. Caliban?…and a certain someone else, for that matter?
Hi im a new reader and i think ur comic is awesome!!
Hi nate! Glad you enjoyed!
I just noticed Hypnausea’s filter mask doesn’t cover that giant shnozz of his…… so, isn’t he just huffing whatever fumes he’s pretending to avoid anyways?
Perhaps the fumes don’t bother him and he’s just trying to keep his teeth from getting stained?
It makes about as much sense as Toxsick smoking through his gas-mask, I suppose.
Perhaps the nasal passages have swollen shut after years of abuse and Hypnausea is reduced to mouth breathing, it could happen.
They could also be swollen shut from years of allergies. I know the feeling!