We can always think positive: maybe he’s levitating (like Ed Wynn in “Mary Poppins”), and just coincidentally next to a pent parking meter pole missing its sign. Right? RIGHT?!
I’m actually glad to hear that. Whichever side you think is the “right one” (if any) is completely up to you, the reader. You all know by now that I like giving that option.
C’mon, this is the guy who’s hoping for the day when the Penguin offs the Bat (it’s bound to happen!).
Oh, ridiculous laughter. It’s always so fun. “Buh! Buh! Buh huh huh huh huh!”
I was figuring it would turn out Miss Miserable never even heard of Scapula.
Don’t forget, the Goofy laughter works as well. “Guh HYUCK, guh huh-huh-huh-HYUCK! Gawrsh!”
You are correct, sir: Little Miss has never met Scapula; her explanation above doesn’t include mention of meeting, well, ANY supervillains (her only criminal encounter prior to this meeting was that one odd incident with Knuckle Sam in the coffee shop…).
So all of the guest comics the other artists made for you offiacially did happen? I sure hope so!
By the way, I though they were going to some childish thing and a beat up to the good doctor (who, for some reason, now reminds me of a midget vesion of Dr. Octopus), but this, well, this is probably the most graphical thing you have in this comic in quite a while……
I don’t wanna mess with those girls without a machine and a hundred ICM missiles pointed at them.
Do the guest strips count as continuity? Hmmm…only when I say so! The Little Miss Miserable one counts, even if it makes no sense. I’ll decide on the other ones later.
Seeing how Dr. Octopus currently resides inside Spider-Man’s mind (for those of you who choose not to follow current continuities from the House of Questionable Ideas), his tentacles are free to use by another wacky supervillain.
Too bad he wasn’t able to put them to good use (then again, they may be strong enough to pull him off that pole)!
What can I say, picking on the troll that is Oliver makes me chuckle. I’d be tempted to stroll by and ask ‘Rough night pal?’ and keep going hehehehehehehehehe.
I suppose you could add insult to injury, but at this point how much lower could you really make the guy feel? Sort of like breaking the windows of the house that burned down (and also got a pole shoved up its…never mind).
Oh, I could make him feel a lot lower, trust me. One is not a Dominatrix most of her life without being able to grind peoples’ self worth into the ground at whim. Trust me, I’ve known people that would rather self-insert a rectal fire hydrant than have me pick at their psyche, and Dr. Caliban’s psyche is especially fragile.
Also, seriously, who builds a mecha-tentacle-robot thing and uses it to raid a small time electronics shop? You’d be further ahead selling the damn thing on it’s own. Some people have no perspective.
That’s the PERFECT reason to be a cop (well, that and the free food). The only regret is that Inspector Farley didn’t get there first, and he loves midget-abuse!
I think the entire Sinister Monster Doom Legion would be scared of Joan Jett, not just because she’s a powerful woman, but because she’s Joan freakin’ Jett and could probably snap them like uncooked spaghetti!
Ouch. They left a Calibani lollipop to warn traffic…
I’d love to believe they only used super-glue to attach the small of his back to the pole, but somehow I just know better…
Now THERE’S an interesting site to see on your commute to work!
“Damned traffic always sucks this time of–hey, there’s a troll on a pole–whatever, I need my coffee and Egg McMuffin..”
Troll on a Pole….that could be a big seller
Please tell me he’s *tied* to that post? o.O
And ok, there’s part of LM’s backstory, but I look forward to hearing the rest.
We can always think positive: maybe he’s levitating (like Ed Wynn in “Mary Poppins”), and just coincidentally next to a pent parking meter pole missing its sign. Right? RIGHT?!
Wrooooooooooooooong?
I’m finding myself on The Coven’s side of things so far, actually.
I’m actually glad to hear that. Whichever side you think is the “right one” (if any) is completely up to you, the reader. You all know by now that I like giving that option.
C’mon, this is the guy who’s hoping for the day when the Penguin offs the Bat (it’s bound to happen!).
Uh-huh…
(casually steps out of arm’s reach of the cartoonist)
Oh, ridiculous laughter. It’s always so fun. “Buh! Buh! Buh huh huh huh huh!”
I was figuring it would turn out Miss Miserable never even heard of Scapula.
Don’t forget, the Goofy laughter works as well. “Guh HYUCK, guh huh-huh-huh-HYUCK! Gawrsh!”
You are correct, sir: Little Miss has never met Scapula; her explanation above doesn’t include mention of meeting, well, ANY supervillains (her only criminal encounter prior to this meeting was that one odd incident with Knuckle Sam in the coffee shop…).
So all of the guest comics the other artists made for you offiacially did happen? I sure hope so!
By the way, I though they were going to some childish thing and a beat up to the good doctor (who, for some reason, now reminds me of a midget vesion of Dr. Octopus), but this, well, this is probably the most graphical thing you have in this comic in quite a while……
I don’t wanna mess with those girls without a machine and a hundred ICM missiles pointed at them.
Do the guest strips count as continuity? Hmmm…only when I say so! The Little Miss Miserable one counts, even if it makes no sense. I’ll decide on the other ones later.
Seeing how Dr. Octopus currently resides inside Spider-Man’s mind (for those of you who choose not to follow current continuities from the House of Questionable Ideas), his tentacles are free to use by another wacky supervillain.
Too bad he wasn’t able to put them to good use (then again, they may be strong enough to pull him off that pole)!
What can I say, picking on the troll that is Oliver makes me chuckle. I’d be tempted to stroll by and ask ‘Rough night pal?’ and keep going hehehehehehehehehe.
I suppose you could add insult to injury, but at this point how much lower could you really make the guy feel? Sort of like breaking the windows of the house that burned down (and also got a pole shoved up its…never mind).
Oh, I could make him feel a lot lower, trust me. One is not a Dominatrix most of her life without being able to grind peoples’ self worth into the ground at whim. Trust me, I’ve known people that would rather self-insert a rectal fire hydrant than have me pick at their psyche, and Dr. Caliban’s psyche is especially fragile.
Also, seriously, who builds a mecha-tentacle-robot thing and uses it to raid a small time electronics shop? You’d be further ahead selling the damn thing on it’s own. Some people have no perspective.
Let this be a lesson, kids: Always build your robbery mechs with some kind of overhead protection, to keep off the rain and foil returning nemeses!
A glass dome might have been a good idea, but Sam would have ended up popping it like a Pop-O-Matic Bubble!
Maybe a tank, next time…
Oh man that last panel is priceless.
Glad you enjoyed!
I’d hate to see what happens when the parking meter runs out and the little flag goes up! [blinks] …where does one insert that quarter?!?
I suppose one could insert a quarter wherever one feels a quarter is most deserving to be inserted.
….moving right along…
ooof, that’s one hell of a goosing!
Now there’s one goose with a lot of crap in it!
…I don’t know what that means, but there you go.
Hahaha it’s true. Little Miss Miserable needs to broaden her evil horizons. I LOVE that last panel – hahahaha poor guy XD
Little Miss Miserable’s dad made her leave the house for a while because she kept fighting with her brother over their comics.
Geez, share those back issues of Wonder Woman for a change!
“Sistah’s are doin’ it for themselves”, I see. They couldn’t be more formidable even if they had Annie Lennox on their squad.
Nice! Annie Lennox…I should have added her to the group. Or Joan Jett.
It’s going to be a long time before Dr. Caliban will be having any “Sweet Dreams”!
Pleaseohpleaseohplease add Joan Jett.
Prostate exams should be a breeze after this little episode.
I doubt he’s going to trust anyone going near his butt again!
This is exactly why I never considered becoming a cop. I KNOW I would end up dealing with the midget with a pole forcibly shoved up his butt.
That’s the PERFECT reason to be a cop (well, that and the free food). The only regret is that Inspector Farley didn’t get there first, and he loves midget-abuse!
Note: do not abuse midgets. They are people, too.
George & Aidan… Annie Lennox, while maintaining her awesomeness, has gone soft… go with Joan Jett… she still rocks hard!
I think the entire Sinister Monster Doom Legion would be scared of Joan Jett, not just because she’s a powerful woman, but because she’s Joan freakin’ Jett and could probably snap them like uncooked spaghetti!
That lamp post is never gonna smell quite right again!
If it IS a lamp then it’s never going to work again…because it’s been stuck where the light doesn’t shine!
Ba-Dum-Tish!
That never happened to Doc Ock! Some super poses here, Aidan!
That has GOT to hurt!