GIANT ATTACK MONSTERS MEGA-BATTLE! pg12
If you’re tired of the “poopoo” joke (and skipped last week’s essay), rest assured we wont be riding that train too much longer. If you can’t get enough of the poopoo…then eat some fruit, dagnabbit!
For those of you who backed the Kickstarter, you will have likely received news about the production of the books; we’re coming along quite well and I’m aiming to get them in and mailed to backers by sometime in June (I hope!). If you backed at the higher levels for commissions and caricatures I will be contacting you shortly for info on what you want to see in your art rewards.
Once again, if you did not back the Kickstarter but would still like to grab a copy of Scapula and the Sinister Monster Doom Legion they will be available in the Scapula Store after backers start receiving their packages; they’ll also be at my table at San Diego Comic-Con this July.
Hope Scap washes his hands after touching the Poopoo.
Hey, in Jurassic Park was there ever a follow-up scene of Laura Dern washing her hands (after Jeff Goldblum specifically told her to)? Did she spend the rest of the movie covering everyone and everything with poo germs?! YUCK!
No, because by that point the movie was a half hour in. Her washing allllll that grossness off would have taken up the last hour, if she were washing thoroughly
If one touches the Poopoo, one should wash one’s hands with hot water and a lot of soap.
Setting fire to one’s hands is probably a tad extreme, but it will wipe out them poo germs! Heh heh heh…”wipe”.
Remember folks…… those who consider themselves royalty generally don’t like to be palled around with!
…BUT DO IT ANYWAY!
Well yeah, if you can get away with it! Of course you do it anyways! Just be aware of bodyguards, martial arts training, or mechanical tentacles!
ah yes, the first blunder has happened. insult your new friends top commanders. sure to endear you to their leader. wins their loyalty, too.
Zarbonok follows up by insulting their mothers, making fun of their weight, and badmouthing their local sports teams…followed by “sorry/not sorry”. Yeah, he’s going to be popular around here!
Its the path of violent, very bloody insurrections. you demean the help enough, and they’ll want your head. especially when their favorite sport teams are involved.
Zarbonok clearly spends much of Zarbonok’s time relishing the sound of Zarbonok’s voice saying Zarbonok’s name, which is Zarbonok! Seriously, I laugh every time I run into the third person speaking hyper advanced alien life form in movies and the like…… they always have such fun names to constantly repeat. My favorite had to be ‘Skizzix’, from an old novel I read ages ago. Read that word until it looks perfectly normal and try and take it seriously!