GIANT ATTACK MONSTERS MEGA-BATTLE! pg13
Next Saturday (May 6th) is Free Comic Book Day, a nationwide event made to get people (especially the kids) to actually read comics again! As part of the event I will be doing free sketches and selling art and books at Arsenal Comics and Games in Newbury Park, CA. Other guests at the FCBD event there will be Gerry Conway, Bernard Chang, Brad Walker, and James Tynion. The store is owned by comic artist Paul Roman Martinez (The Adventures of the 19XX) who helped me produce SCAPULA: WORLD’S WORST VILLAIN in 2015.
If you aren’t in the area at least make sure you visit your local comic store that day to give them some business and keep this funnybooks industry afloat. Excelsior! Nuff Said! Flame on! Hulk Smash! Rosebud! I am your father! This is an ex-parrot! OH HAI, MARK!
Calling it now: Tiga-Dactyl is something wingless and Babirus is something Mothra-esque. Because life just isn’t fair.
Spoiler: Tigadactyl becomes a moose (not known for having wings) and Babirus becomes a crappy fuzz-puppet that somehow manages to beat Godzilla most of the time. Life is indeed unfair!
I’m less concerned with what Hypnausea is going to turn into, and more with what his various DISEASES are going to turn into! And hey, I just realized: there are two mutants (Throgor and Babirus), two high tech villains (Tigadactyl and Doc Dingbat), and two relatively normal guys (Hypnausea and Toxsick). Interesting…… Unless Toxsick’s ability to not die to chemical weapons and lung cancer is a superpower!
Also, panel 3…… that is AWESOME.
There’s only two categories in this group: the idiots and the non-idiots. Maybe someday we’ll see some examples of the latter, but for here and now it’s idiots united by idiocy, sallying forth on the path to something idiotic.
As for Hypnausea’s STDs becoming mutant menaces…still probably not as disturbing as actually sleeping with him!
Did…Did Poopoo just kaiju them?
Yegads, read that last sentence aloud and try not to giggle.
Read ANY sentence aloud from this comic series and see if you still keep your dignity! Not an easy task!
This certainly adds a whole new dimension to the term ‘extreme makeover’, don’t it? I guess the gang finally has the chops to really do some damage. That was a really beastly thing to do there, Prince Poo-Poo. 😀
Damage they can do, but Scap and Poo better hope they aren’t the first ones stepped on. Of course getting stomped by a kaiju is pretty extreme, right?
EXTREEEEEEEEEEEEEME! MOUNTAIN BIKES AND MOUNTAIN DEW AND IT’S 1998 ALL OVER AGAIN! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! EXTREEEEEEEEEME!
…okay, now I have to lie down for a while. Still not used to Generation X being…well, old.
I’d hate to be the kaiju who steps on Poopoo. (Wait… is this whole arc a setup for that pun?)
I think we’ve milked the Poopoo long enough!…ewwwwwww.
I do NOT want to see what Hypnausea turned into, because I just know it’ll be disgusting.
Or maybe nothing will have happened to him due to all the drugs he takes. Who knows?
Perhaps we can put a warning letting readers not to look when Hypnausea reappears, maybe some kind of William Castle gimmick where you can only see it through 3-D glasses that don’t work that well? Worth a shot!
Well done, you poo-git. You made them a bunch of brainless rampaging monsters – not that they came with much brain to begin with. Well, he was shit right from the start.
The fine old adage of this comic: everyone’s screwed, so just sit back and wait for the explosion.
Is this what you did the kaiju art videos for? A little for shadowing?
You are indeed correct; in fact, folks who checked out the Kickstarter campaign or backed the Patreon page last year have already seen some of the kaiju forms of the Sinister Monsters. It pays to be generous!
Genetic enhancement to any intelligent strain of human is just asking to be used as raw resource for their new regime. If they cannot make you into a useful form of soldier, they will either eat you or turn you into a useful form of terrier to hunt the mutant hamsters that they bred to do away with the Hindus so they could build their new Himalayan fortress without distraction.
That poses a very interesting question: could we eat kaiju? Granted that some are unkillable and even downright hazardous to your health (radioactive Godzilla meat is probably going to be slightly unhealthier than a typical Big Mac), but what about kaiju that are for all intents and purposes just overgrown animals?
I wouldn’t imagine King Kong coldcuts would be appetizing (unless if you like “bushmeat”), but who knows if the likes of the Beast from 20,000 Fathoms, the Deadly Mantis, or Gorgo would make good eatin’?
Of course, for a real monster main course, look no further than the Giant Claw!
Ebirah would collapse the lobster market single handedly!
HA! That crummy crustacean only gets blasted every time it appears.
To quote a memorable non sequitur from Godzilla: Final Wars: “Sorry…I’m a vegetarian!”
Gezora would probably make a lot of seafood lovers happy. And the giant octopi that show up in a couple movies would feed Japan for a year!
Gezora the cuttlefish/squid would be tasty, especially when you consider that he was burned to death (I prefer my calimari cooked and crispy, thankyew).
Oodako the octopus really should have been gobbled up by larger kaiju, but that sucker still survived battles with King Kong and Gaira, and even killed Frankenstein!
I remember that absolute bullsquirt ending to the Frankenstein movie…….. ARGH, that annoyed me!
Hm. I wonder what deep fried Rodan would taste like?