07/08/2014
For the unacquainted: We first met Nazz the Nazi in the SCAPULAJUGEND storyline; she’s the youngest and smallest member of Scap’s punk kid army, meaning she overcompensates by being THAT much more of a psycho.
For the unacquainted: We first met Nazz the Nazi in the SCAPULAJUGEND storyline; she’s the youngest and smallest member of Scap’s punk kid army, meaning she overcompensates by being THAT much more of a psycho.
Let’s kill the little sister. See how Bonechina likes that. Prepare for ultimate Emo Showoff!!
An emo show-off would probably consist of a lot of sitting around and whining. It’s also known as a cartoonist show-off.
D’OHHHHHHHH!
Many a conversation has started in my life with those words. Many a dentist has gotten a lot of work from them as well. They tend to be the words of the WOEFULLY misinformed, the short tempered, and the stupidly blind. Nazz likely meets at least two of those criteria, but other than short tempered I’m curious which other(s).
Word to the wise? Pick your battles carefully in life. I have had to crush a lot of jealous women under my boots because they just couldn’t wrap their heads around the fact that they weren’t as tough as they thought they were! Not to mention a couple guys who thought that beating me up saved their pride after rejection (pride maybe….. not their bones)
It’s hard to predict how far a Vicious Short Person will go to prove themselves. More often than not it’s all bluff but every now and then you run into that one twinkie who just has to pound something into submission.
In that case, wear heavy boots and squash ’em before they can reach your knees!
Good advice, actually. When someone proves they only understand violence, it’s best to speak their language if you’re forced to interact. They might have more experience but it’s easy to make up the difference by whalloping them with a chair or other nearby blunt object. Just remember, these small, angry, stupidly violent people will never understand words unless you turn them into a battered heap first, and they’ll probably have a second go as soon as your back is turned. It’s best to avoid them, but if you’re forced to deal with them make it fast, make it count, and make sure they’re aware you won’t hesitate to do it again. They rely on you trying to fight defensively and talk them down to do a lot of damage, so don’t bother.
My usual is to just keep pounding them until they start bawling like a baby, but considering I can usually pick them up and use them to bludgeon the furniture into shards that’s not hard for me. Other people might want to deal with them in a pack. Of course, beware the small angry loudmouths who have a gang with them to do their fighting, but that’s a whole other issue.
That’s how I begin every first date.
Sure wish I could have some second ones sometimes….
I gotta say, these wide, open rooms with their filtered light and sparse furnishings are kind of pushing into fine art, Aidan.