07/09/2014
Briefest of lovers Nazz and Harkin didn’t have a smooth break-up. Even though Delilah actually hasn’t done anything with that emo boy (other than mild flirting), Nazz still has just a teensy bit of leftover rage. DRAMA!
How’s Delilah going to get out of this one with as few lacerations as possible?
Simple. She’s gonna let Nazz take a dive out the window…. On ‘accident’ of course.
She should have taken insurance out on her first.
Taking Nazz out IS insurance, if she’s got an ulterior motive. And with this crew? No one is going to look twice at the body, beyond unloading it in a dumpster somewhere….. Or feeding her paté to Throgor.
“Hey! You gonna eat this??”
Talk about your sadly misplaced loyalties. And hey, Nazz, like everyone, doesn’t know much about Delilah at all. For all she knows Delilah’s got a derringer in her belt, a knife in her boot, or several years of martial arts experience. Besides, if she calls in aid, who are people gonna help? The knife wielding spaz with the crummy attitude, or the hot new girl?
I was gonna add an appropriate response to this situation like usual, but the one I’m thinking of is vicious enough to get some people put into an asylum for barbarism, so I’m not gonna field that one. It’s the kind of thing amateurs don’t need to be trying. So I’ll just note that blocking a forearm prevents the hand from reaching you, and that stabs are far more damaging than cuts in most cases. Get away, get help, and try not to fight armed opponents.
Hey, think of all the blood-thirsty kids who read your comments for new advice on how to hurt people! They have a right to know, as long as they don’t come near me.
There are numerous techniques from the Three Stooges School of Combat you could apply here, provided you make enough funny noises or crabby insults.
My guess is “by shooting her in the face”.
Maybe there’s a teeny-tiny gun inside her switchblade?
Nazz is a poopy head.
Hopefully Delilah doesn’t end up as a bloody-head…
If she does, she will probably have a poopy butt. I know I would shit myself.
I hope those are fighting words where she’s from.
Maybe it’s the world most unusual come-on? No, can’t be…I’ve heard it a few times before.
Nazz, Nazz, Nazz…why can’t someone “make an example” out of you along with thief-boy?
Imagine if they had hung a whole line of corpses over the vault, and then puppeteered a “chorus line” out of them?
…well, I think it might have worked.
Babirus would have found that hilarious…and probably nostalgic.
while it might be affective, it would also be resource intensive. you’ve got to preserve the bodies just right, and without a ready supply of bodies, they are going to wear out. of course, limbs falling off during a chorus line could be brutally effective.
You’re either an expert at anatomy or you’ve done this sort of thing before! Any videos of puppet-corpse dancing uploaded to YouTube?
She puts the Nazz in Nazzty!