And here comes the really interesting part. I have a feeling he’s gonna say something deep, perhaps even profound and all serious like. Oh, the suspense!!
The second thing is, carry a friggin’ gun, not a knife, ya psycho little nitwit! The last group of fanatic losers I had with knives didn’t last four seconds!
And here comes the really interesting part. I have a feeling he’s gonna say something deep, perhaps even profound and all serious like. Oh, the suspense!!
“If you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie and wipe the seatie.”
…as an adorning group of philosophers and monks gather around, saying “Ahhhhh” and “How profound”.
And I just lost it, laughing out loud and waking my cat. I take my hat off to you sir. you sure know how to keep your audience smiling.
The second thing is, carry a friggin’ gun, not a knife, ya psycho little nitwit! The last group of fanatic losers I had with knives didn’t last four seconds!
“Never bring a knife to a gun-fight”. Nice old quote (surprised I haven’t found a crochet version to give to my elder relatives).
Nice to have an avid fan, Scap. But nothing good comes from crazy and she IS effin’ crazy.
Does anything good come from effin’ crazy? Depends how hot she is. Wonk wonk wonnnnnk.
Wow. This sounds like a lot of ‘family talks’ I used to have. Less booze involved though.